Time: 2:54 
 
 

If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew 
If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose 
If you wouldn't care I would like to leave 
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe 

Is there another reason for your stay 
Could you believe him when you discussed his stain? 
Here is another word that rhymes with shame 

You could do anything 
 
 
 

Floyd the Barber 

Time: 2:18 
 
 

Hello Cobain come on in 
Floyd observes my hairy chin 
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid 
Steaming hot towel on my face 

I was shaved 
I was shamed 
I was shaved 

Barney ties me to the chair 
I can't see I'm really scared 
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip 
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips 

I was shaved 
I was shamed 
I was shaved 

Floyd lets others in the room 
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume 
They take turns and cut me up 
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff... 

I was shamed 
I was shamed 
I was shaved 
 
 
 

About a Girl 

Time: 2:49 
 
 

I need an easy friend 
I do... with a hand to lend 
I do... think you fit this shoe 
I do... thought you have a clue 

I'll take advantage while 
You hang me out to dry 
But I can't see you every night 
Free 

I'm standing in your line 
I do... hope you have the time 
I do... pick a number too 
I do... keep a date with you 
 
 

School 

Time: 2:42 
 
 

Won't you believe it 
It's just my luck 

No recess 

You're in high school again 
 
 

Love Buzz 

Time: 3:35 
 
 

Would you believe me when I tell you 
You are the queen of my heart 
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you 
Just ain't the way it seems 

Can you feel my love buzz 

Originally by Shocking Blue 
 

Paper Cuts 

Time: 4:06 
 
 

When I'm feeling tired, she puts food through the door 
I crawl through the curse of life, sometimes I can't find my way 
This curtain is spellbound, so get out if you can 
A cool man is to fear a good hosing a good hosing down 

The lady I feel maternal love for cannot look me in the eyes 
but I see hers, and they are blue, and they cut and twist and masturbate 
I said so 
Nirvana 

Back when two was a party I scratched with my nails 
I see others just like me, why do they not try to escape 
They bring out the holy ones, they pointed my way 
They come with the flashing lights and take my family away 

And very later I am known to accept some friends of ridicule 
My whole existence is for your fears and that is why I'm here with you! 
Don't take me away! 
You're all 
Nirvana 
 
 

Negative Creep 

Time: 2:56 
 
 

This is out of our reach... and it's grown 
This is getting to be... crude 
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned 

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more 

This is out of our range... and it's crude 
This is getting to be... like drool 
I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned 

Fuck! Yeah! Drool! Stoned! 
 
 

Scoff 

Time: 4:10 
 
 

In my eyes 
I'm not lazy 
In my face 
It's not over 
In your room 
I'm not older 
In your eyes 
I'm not worth it 
Gimme back my alcohol 

Give me all your... 
 

Swap Meet 

Time: 3:03 
 
 

They lead a lifetime that is comfortable 
They travel far to keep their stomachs full 
They make their living off of arts and crafts 
The  { ????????????????????? } laugh 
They make a deal when they come to town 
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground 
She loves it more than he will ever know 
He loves it more than he will ever show 
--Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart 
--Keeps her photographs close to her heart 
--Keeps the business close to the heart 
 
 

Mr. Moustache 

Time: 3:24 
 
 

Fill me in on your new vision 
Wake me up with indecision 
Help me trust your mind and wisdom 
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. 

Show me how you question, question 
Lead the way to my temptations 
Take my hand and keep it clean 
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud. 

Is he in an easychair? 
--Poop as hard as a rock.
I don't like you anyway 
--Sealed in a box 

I'm new 

I'm who? 
I'm you 
 
 

Sifting 

Time: 5:22 
 
 

Afraid to grade 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Cross, self loss 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Wet your bed 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Some fear none 
Wouldn't it be fun? 

Your eyes... teacher said 
Your eyes... preacher said 
Don't have nothing for you 

Spell the smell 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Search for church 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Wet your bed 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
Cold in gold 
Wouldn't it be fun? 
 
 

Big Cheese 

Time: 3:42 
 
 

Big cheese make me 
Mine says, "Go to the office" 

Big cheese Make me 
Mine says, "One that stays" 

 Black is black, straight back 
 Need more enemies 
 Show you all what a man is 

Big lies make my 
Mine says "Go to the office" 

Big cheese Make me 
Message?  What is it? 

 Black is black straight back 
 Need more enemies 
 She is glue how are you? 
 
 

Downer 

Time: 1:43 
 
 

Portray sincerity 
Act out of loyalty 
Defend your true country 
Wish away pain 
Hand out lobotomies 
To save little families 
Surrealistic fantasy 
Bland boring plain 

Hold me down in restitution 
Living out your date with fusion 
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard? 
Don't feel guilty, master writing 

Somebody said that they're not much like I am 
I know I can 
Make enough of the words for you to follow along 
I sink and then some 

Slippery pessimist hypocrite master 
Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard 
Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth 
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst 

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