Beans 

Album: ? 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

Beans, beans, beans 
Daddy ate some beans 
He was happy, happy, happy 
And he ate some beans 

Naked, naked, naked 
Sitting cross-legged 
Naked, naked, naked 
And he was happy, happy, happy 
And he ate some beans 

Wine, wine, wine 
Daddy had some wine 
He was happy, happy, happy 
And he ate some wine 

Beans, beans, beans 
Daddy ate some beans 
And he drank some wine 
And he was happy, happy, happy 
As he drank some beans 
 
 

Blandest 

Album: (1988 Demos) 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

You're my favorite 
Of my saviours 
You're my favorite 
Oh no 

Yes you're my favorite 
Of my favors 
You're my razor 
Oh no 

Hey! 
And the situation wasn't quite 
As intense as I thought 
I need you around 
To remind me when not to be calm           (to remind me what not to become) 
And the situation wasn't quite 
As intense as I thought 
I need you around 
To remind me when not to be calm 
Calm, calm, calm 

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Curmudgeon 

Album: (Lithium CD Single) 

Time: 2:58 
 
 

I can't hide, no 
On the mantle 
I'm not sad 
Tilling that hoe 

It's the season 
I'm all reason 
I have seen 
All I have grown 

Sheared at the seams 
Cheat on me 
And not seen 
At the seams 

I'm a lender 
I'm a planter 
I put something 
In the garden 

In the handle 
On the mantle 
I'm not Santa 
I'm a god 

I want a lady 
Can you save me? 
It's the sulfur 
I have grown 

'Tis the season 
I'm all reason 
I have fleas 
So run on home 
 
 

D7 

Album: Hormoaning EP 

Time: 3:48 
 
 

Straight as an arrow 
Defect defect 
Not straight, not so straight 
Reject reject 
Towards anti-social 
Solo solo 
Standing on the stairs 
Cold, cold morning 
Ghostly image of fear 
Mayday mayday 
Gonna leave this region 
They'll take me with them 

Demented seven 
 
 

Do You Love Me? 

Album: Hard to Believe (Kiss Covers Album) 

Time: ? 
 
 

You really like my limousine 
You like the way the wheels roll 
You like my seven inch leather heels 
And goin' to all of the shows 

But... 
Do you love me? 
Really love me? 
Do you love me? 

You like the credit cards and private planes 
Money can really take you far 
You like the hotels and fancy clothes 
And the sound of electric guitars 

You really like rock 'n' roll 
All of the fame and the masquerade 
You like the concerts and studios 
And all the moeny honey that I make 

Your backstage pass and black sunglasses 
Make you look just like a queen 
Even the fans they know your face 
From all of the magazines 
 
 

Originally by KISS 
 
 

Endless Nameless 

Album: Nevermind (hidden track) 

Time: 7:21 
 

Silence 
Here I am 
Here I am 
Silent 

Bright and clear 
It's what I am 
I have 
Died 

uhhhh 
uhhhh 
uhhhh 
uhhhh 

Death 
With violence 
Excitment 
Right here 

Died 
Go to hell 
Here I am 
Right here 

Ow 

No mas 
No mas 
No mas 
No mas 

Death 
Is what I am 
??? 
??? ??? 

In back of that 
Crime 
Here I am 
Take a chance 
Dead 

Die 
 
 

Even In His Youth 

Album: Hormoaning EP 

Time: 3:08 
 
 

Even in his youth he was nothing 
Kept his body clean going nowhere 
Daddy was ashamed he was nothing 
Smears the family name he was something 

He was born for your crew 
I've got nothing left to prove 
If I die before I wake 
Hope I don't come back a slave 
 
 

Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip 

Album: In Utero: The Pachyderm Sessions 

Time: 7:33 
 
 

It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing 
  that you're only supposed to use once and then discard. 
Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend. 
My shyness, pet her flow. 

She's only been five months late, 
  even though we haven't had sex for a week. 

A meal a day, a meal, I say. 
And my heart's made my.... 

Somebody else already used the word aurora borealis. 
She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer. 

She's only five weeks late, 
  and I haven't had a date forever... 
  ever...ever...forever! 

Wish I had more...more opportunity, 
  more chances to remember some things 
  so I couldn't have so much pressure on my... 
  on my...on my, um...ah, on my...um...um...head. 

We'd have so much more diversity, 
  and so much more input, so much more creative flow, 
  if we had someone in school, a (GIT)... 

  GIT...geeks...in...town. 
  Ha!...Come on, Dave, think of one... 
  Girls In Trouble 
  It should be GIC, geeks with Charvels 
  No, GWC 

Fuck, man, this is a waste of time! 
(laughs) One more solo?   Yeahhhhhhhhh!  Yeaaaahhhhh! 

You're personally responsible for... 
  the entire strip...to be washed away... 
  cleansed...as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol 
  flowed through the strip and were set on fire. 

It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight. 

And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom, 
  and his...silk... 
  and he...he erected a beautiful city... 
  a city of stars. 
 
 

Help Me, I'm Hungry 

Melkweg, Amsterdam 11/5/89 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

Hold me, there's too much tension 
Grade me, I'm fucking hungry 
Help me, I'm fucking cornered 
Grade me, you might be right 

Lightning fucking around in my head 
Fierce, dangerous, pathetic, fucked up 
People freaking every day 
White lights inside 
What do you want 

Cold naked man, picked off his scabs and 
Fed them to the pigeons 
Help him, he's fucking cornered 
Grade him it might be fun 

Lightning fucking around in my head, etc... 

Hold me, something's happening 
Help me, somebody help me 
Hold me, I'm fucking hungry 
Help me, I'm right here, who are you? 

Naked man (you say you saw) 
Fed them, to the pigeons 
Help him, he's fucking cornered 
Grade him, it might be fun 

Lightning fucking around in my head, etc... 

Help me, I'm fucking hungry 
Help me, I'm fucking up 
Hold me, some fucking help 
 
 

Here She Comes Now 

Album: 7" single on Communion Records [w/ "Venus In Furs" by Melvins] 

Time: 1:51 
 
 

Aah, if she ever comes now now 

Aah, she looks so good, 
aah, she's made out of wood, just look and see 
 
 

Originally by the Velvet Underground. 
 

I Hate Myself and Want to Die 

Album: The Beavis & Butthead Experience (Compilation) 

Time: 2:49 
 
 

Runny nose and runny yolk 
Even if you have a cold still 
You can cough on me again 
I still havent had my fulfill 

In the someday what's that sound? 

Broken heart and broken bones 
Think of how a castrated horse feels 
One more quirky cliche'd phrase 
You're the one I wanna refill 

In the someday what's that sound? 

most people don't realize 
that two large pieces of coral, 
painted brown, and attached to his skull 
with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer 
 
 

In His Room 
  
  

Time: ? 
 
 

He is gonna chase you in and out of a dream 
You're not gonna thank him and I'm tired of this dream 
Take him on occassion in the back of the room 
If they don't show any affection he'll died in June 

See the stab wounds in his hands 
See him dying in his room 
He's dying in his room 
He's dying in his room 
Heading for me, heading this way 
He is coming, I don't care 

I don't want to thank you, well I don't mind 
Gave his only pleasures to a friend of mine 
He's not gonna catch you in a lighted room 
You don't thank him I know I should 

See the stab wounds in his hands 
You killed him, I don't care 
Keep a promise, you would too 
Keep a promise, you would too 
See the silence in his head 
He is coming, I don't care 

We're not gonna make it, well I don't mind 
They don't want to thank him, they don't have any time 
In a conversation whom they don't know 
They don't have any patience, they're becoming slow 

See a famine in his head 
See him coming at their heels 
He loves you, give him a chance 
I don't love him, I don't care 
See him starving, give her hell 
It is over, we don't care In His Room 
 
 

Junkyard 

Album: Outcesticide? 

Time: ?? 
 
 

I'm long gone from vertical, somewhere south is stopping me 
I'm long gone from the american dream, you may decide it's not for me 
I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide it's not for you. 

I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide there's nothing there 
born in a junkyard 
I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide that it's not good 
I'm long gone but I'll let you leave, you may decide on stopping me 
I'm long gone but I'll let you through, you may decide it's not that good 
I'm long gone but I'll let you leave, you may decide on stopping me. 
born in a junkyard 
gone 
 
 

Marigold 

Album: (Heart-Shaped Box Single) 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

He's there in case I wandered off 
He's scared because I warned 
He's scared in case I want it all 
He's scared 'cause I want 

All in all the clock is slow 
Six color pictures all in a row 
Of a marigold 
 
 

The Money Will Roll Right In 

Album: ? 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good 
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields 
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car 
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit 
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 

I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice 
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid 
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 

It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car 
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit 
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in 

The money will roll right in 

Originally by Mudhoney 
 

MV 

Album: All Apologies Single 

Time: ? 
 
 

She had a moist vagina 
I've been tickling the circumfrence 
I've been sucking the walls of her anus 

Marijuana 

I prefered her to any other 

Marijuana 
 
 

Oh, the Guilt 

Album: 7" single on Touch and Go Records [w/ "Puss" by Jesus Lizard] 

Time: 3:23 
 
 

She seems to think 
She seems too weak 
She takes a week to get over it 

She likes the sea 
She likes to see 
She likes to think she has all of it 

She likes the sound 
She likes the sand 
She likes to stand, she can't afford to sit 

She likes to be 
She's into guilt 
Guilt 

She likes to think 
she likes to drink 
She seems too weak, she takes all the rent 

She likes the time 
she owns the time 
She borrows time to self-invent 

She seems too weak 
she likes to see 
She likes to think she has all of it 

She likes the sand 
she likes to stand 
She likes to sit 
she likes to go 
Go 

She likes to be 
She likes to go 
Go 
 
 

Opinion 

Album: ? 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

Congratulations you have won 
Its a years subscription of bad puns. 
And it makes your story our concern 
And you set it up for returns 

My opinions. Hmm. Huh. (4x) 

And there seems to be a problem here. 
Your state of emotion seems to clear. 
You rise and fall and (I watch you all ????) 
And they had an affect on our happy talk. 

Our opinions. Hmm. Huh. (2x) 
My opinions. Hmm. Huh. (2x) 

Congratulations you have won 
Its a years subscription of bad puns. 
And it makes your story our concern 
And you set it up for returns 

Our opinions. Hmm. Huh. 
Your opinions. Hmm. Huh. (3x) 
My opinions. Hmm. Huh. 
 
 

Paper Cuts 

Album: Bleach 

Time: 4:06 
 
 

When I'm feeling tired, she puts food through the door 
I crawl through the curse of life, sometimes I can't find my way 
This curtain is spellbound, so get out if you can 
A cool man is to fear a good hosing a good hosing down 

The lady I feel maternal love for cannot look me in the eyes 
but I see hers, and they are blue, and they cut and twist and masturbate 
I said so 
Nirvana 

Back when two was a party I scratched with my nails 
I see others just like me, why do they not try to escape 
They bring out the holy ones, they pointed my way 
They come with the flashing lights and take my family away 

And very later I am known to accept some friends of ridicule 
My whole existence is for your fears and that is why I'm here with you! 
Don't take me away! 
You're all 
Nirvana 
 
 

Pay To Play 

Album: DGC Rarities Vol. 1 

Time: ? 
 
 

Monkey see, monkey do -- I don't know why I 
Walk around, follow you -- I don't know why I 
Throw it out, keep it in -- I don't know why I 
Have to have poison skin -- I don't know why I 

Pay 
Pay to play 

Walk an inch, take a mile -- I don't know why I 
Never faded, never smiled -- I don't know why I 
Never mind, eat and run -- I don't know why I 
Fuck your ass, for the fun -- I don't know why I 

I don't know why I 
Pay 
Pay to play 
 
 

Return of the Rat 

Album: Eight/Fourteen Songs for Greg Sage and the Wipers (Tribute Compilation) 

Time: 3:05 
 

You better watch out 
You better beware 
They're coming from all sides of the country 
You better beware 

Return of the rat 
No, no, no, no! 

You better confess 
You had better confess 
You start to confess and see them through it 
You better confess 
 
 

Cover of a song by Greg Sage and the Wipers 

Sappy 

Album: ? 

Time: ? 
 
 

And if you say your prayers 
You will make God happy 
And if you do what's true 
You will make me happy 
I'll keep you in a jar 
And you will seem happy 
I'll give you breathing holes 
You will think you're happy, now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 

And if you save yourself 
You will make him happy 
He'll bring you fine rewards 
Then you will feel happy 
I'll keep you in my room 
I'm sure you'll be happy 
And if you save your soul 
You will think you're happy now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
 
 

Spank Thru 

Album: Sub-Pop-200 Compilation 

Time: 2:47 
 

This song is for lovers out there 
And the little light in the trees 
And all the flowers have gingivitis 
And the birds fly happily 
We're together once again my love 

I need you back, oh baby baby 
I can't explain just why we lost it from the start 
Living without you girl, you'll only break my heart... 

I can feel it I can hold it I can rub it I can shape it 
I can mold it I can cut it I can taste it I can spank it 
Beat it Masterbate it 

I been looking for days now 
Always hearing the same ol' 
City boy won't you spank thru? 
I can make you do things you won't think you ever could 
 
 

Spectre 

Album: 1989 Barnyard Demos 

Time: ?? 
 

To hope is admittance 
Feed before beginning 
Double-sided cynics 
Reflected images 
Don't be so selfish 
Leaving the image 
Follow it far 
To find where you are 
You haven't grown 
Go on alone 

Never finished his sentence 
Remained in seclusion 
For the next few days 
Family is circuling 
He having moved up 
All the styles of heresy 
Finally he appeared unexpectedly 
Looking for company 
 
 

Talk To Me 

Album: 1989 Barnyard Demos 

Time: ?? 
 

Shake it down easy, shake it down sleazy, come on 
Shake it down easy, shake yourself, Suzy, come on 

Don't let me detain you 
Try to ride along 
Don't you lie, knowing 
I am not sad 
I am not silly 
I am not chippin' 
I am not chippin' away 

Talk to me 
In your own language, please 
In your own 
Talk to me 
In your own language please 

Shake it down easy, make it sound seamy, doll man 
Make it sound now, make it full house, sad man 

Leader of the band 
Makes a mental hell 
I won't weather it well 
Well I never 
Saw it with my arm 
Paint it with my heart 
Paint it with my eyes and make it right 

Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man 
Lay down easy, lay it down seamy, sad man 

You don't want to hear this 
Nothin' but a whore 
I will play the leader 
With pain 
Now you know I'm needy 
Lay them down easy 
Lay them down easy 

Talk to me 
In your own language please 
 
 

Token Eastern Song (also known as Happy Hour) 

Album: 1989 Barnyard Demos 

Time: ?? 
 
 

I can read, I can write 
I can breathe, proven fact 
Bless my greed, greased unfold 
Is it me, or my ego 
Write some words, make them rhyme 
Pieces for, story line 
Set the mood, something new 
Is it me, or my attitude 

If you want, to belong 
And you miss, the extremes 
The extremes, acted out 
Practicing 
Perfecting 
Pressuring 
Unto to me 

I will wade, in the fire 
To explain, your asylum 
Idle times, analyzing 
We'll compare, all our sightings, come on 

I speak, to hear, my voice 
 
 

Verse Chorus Verse [also called "Everything and Nothing"] 

Album: No Alternative benefit compilation (uncredited track 19) 

Time: ?:?? 
 
 

And if you save yourself 
You will make him happy 
He'll keep you in a jar 
And you'll think you're happy 
He'll give you breathing holes 
And you'll think you're happy 
He'll cover you with dust 
And you'll think you're happy now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
The clue that came to you, oh 

And if you guard yourself 
You will think you're happy 
He'll keep you in a jar 
Then you'll make him happy 
He'll give you breathing holes 
Then you'll think you're happy 
He'll cover you with dust 
Then you'll think you're happy now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
The clue that came to you, oh 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
The clue that came to you, oh 

And if you fool yourself 
You will make him happy 
He'll keep you in a jar 
Then you'll think you're happy 
He'll give you breathing holes 
Then you will seem happy 
You'll wallow in the shit 
Then you'll think you're happy now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
The clue that came to you, oh 
 
 
 
 
 

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